[NOT OSC RELATED] DONT FUCKING READ THIS

My favourite bisexuals

[Half of these I stole from the incorrect quotes generator and half I made up. L m a o]
i may add to this periodically.

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Pam: You're so smart and cool and funny and cute and-

Ember: That's enough compliments for today. I'm going back home-

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Ember: It's pretty dark in here...

Pam: Hol up i got this- *stomps feet and sketchers light up*

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Ember seems like the kind of person to like cut their nails into triangles and use them as claws. Ik because i've tried it

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Pam seems like the kinda person to *BZZT BZZT FUNCTION ERROR MOTOR OVERHEATING BOOOM*

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Ember: So you're saying I can scroll through these dimensions with my mind?

Aster: Yupsies!

Ember: *dimensions where Pamura is in love with me*

Dimensions: Error: 404 not found

Ember: Fuck

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Pam: Do you think these berries are poisonous?

Ember: ..Yeah those look fucked.

Pam: *passes out on the spot bc she was too impatient and ate them before asking*

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Ember: Okay so I need you to take this shapeshifting potion and pretend to be me for like a week. If i'm not back on Sunday i'm probably dead. Don't do anything funny while i'm gone.

Pam: * w r y s m i l e *

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[In Ember's DMS]
Pam: *in rainbow* Gay
Pam: *in rainbow* Lesbian
Pam: *in rainbow* Bisexual
Pam: *in rainbow* Pride
Pam: Kissingthehomiesgoodnight

Pam: ITS NOT IN RAINBOW i told u its not gay bro 😌

Ember: THAT'S NOT A VALID ARGUMENT-

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ForestFairy: You don't know what it's like. Ever since I was young, i've NEVER had crushes on boys, and the moment I like one i'm forced to fucking kill him-

Pam: Wait, you're straight?

*Pam and Ember slowly back away*

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*about to throw dog in the pool*
Pam: I'm sorry dog, anything to be TikTok famous.. One.. Two..

Ember: PAM. YOU THROW THAT DOG IN THE POOL IMA KILL YOU THE SAME WAY I DID IN THAT OTHER DIMENSION-

Pam: What

Ember: What

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*over text*
Pam: I fell asleep :P

Ember: stop sleeping wtf

Pam: I fell asleep :P

Ember: stop it i hate it when you do that
Ember: i miss you stop falling asleep

Pam: Sorry I fell asleep :P

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Ember: Nothing I say seems to matter..
Ember: ...
Ember: I must have jester's privilege.

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Pam: I may not show it 💯💯 but that gas leak in my house really be givin me brain damage 💯💯💯

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Ember: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste NONE

Pam: I got spring water.

Ember: NO

Pam: with EXTRA minerals
Pam: It's like licking a stalagmite

Ember: DON'T FUCKING COME HOME

Pam: mmmmmm cave water

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