Uncorrect Quotages part 21:

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Dell: Why are you posing, there aren't even any cameras.

Hakupo: Google Earth is always taking pictures.
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Maki: So what are your dreams?

Luki: My dream is to go to the highest point of the north pole and put a slice of bread there and then the same thing in the south pole thus turning the earth into a giant sandwich.
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Uta: I have a problem

Rei: Kill it

Uta: Can you chill for like, one sec
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WonderLeno: NOT SEKAI LEN I MADE YOU A BRACELET

Len: Ehhhh...y'know I'm not really a jewelry person-

Wonderleno: *Visibly saddened* You don't have to wear it...

Len: No I'm going to wear it forever, back off.
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*At le restaurant*

Waiter: Would you like a table?

Len: No actually I came here to eat on the floor, carpet for seven please.

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