Part 1: so I saw a spider on my bed and it fell on the ground and now I don't know where it is.
Part 2: so I have located the spider it is crawling on my wall I now have a stick a really long stick and I plan to beat it to death hopefully if not my last resort is sleeping on the couch
Part 3: update it has gone under one of my posters and is now taking it hostage because I can't beat it to death while it's under the poster
Part 4: I've located another spider to be honest the last resort is looking real nice right now it is looking beautiful
Part 5: just for some contacts it's about now 2:00 in the morning at the beginning of this it was about 1:30 a.m. so I have been on the hunt now for 30 minutes and I'm in like an apartment so I can't make much noise so last resort I might actually take soon
Part 6: phone battery is slowly dying it's now on 15% and I don't know how much longer I can keep writing because I know that you need to keep watch on a spider if you find one but there's now two of them and one of them's hidden one of them's out in the open I don't know how much longer I can stand here and watch them
Part 7: okay I have good news the second spider is actually the first and it pulled a Juke on me when it went under my poster
So spider has been found but phone battery is still dying but I'm not going to give up
Part 8: I think I finally lost it I'm now trying to start communicating with it and telling it to leave my room peacefully before it has to end violent the spider is now on my ceiling as well but it's not close to the exit yet it does not seem to be making any advancements towards either doors that will leave my room so that's good but it is above my Lego sets I can attack it because if it drops I will have to do the Unholy of destroying my Lego sets
Part 9: it is making advancements!! It is now going back the original path that came but I still don't have a clear shot to kill it it is now advancing towards me they repeat is advancing towards me I have a clear shot to kill wish me luck
Part 10: it is now exactly 2:00 in the morning and it is made advancements towards my ceiling light so it's now in the middle of my room I'm going to use a laundry basket to attempt to catch it if it falls I mean pushing the laundry basket under the target I have now let it know that I have weapons and I'm not afraid to kill it it does not care is moving towards my bed I'm going to kill it or will try
Part 11: it is now moving back over to the area where I cannot kill it I'm going to try to direct it back to where I can it is not working never mind it is it is going back to an area where I can kill it if I try repeat I'm going to kill it...
Part 12: I barely missed it and it stand its ground it is a mighty warrior but so am I I've come up with a battle plan it is one man versus one spider it is now moving in retreat like a coward
Part 13 victory: I have won the battle it is dead my plan worked
