Researchers working at area 69 found out that obama had an effect on uranium 235, which transformed it into a completely new substance. Dubbed obamium, its raw form had power beyond the wildest nightmares of any mortal man on planet earth. This discovery, while hidden from the public, ensured that obama would become president of the united states of america in the upcoming 2008 election. They made him win by a landslide.
Soon, obamium was further understood and weaponized in the form of intercontinental obamistic millses. A single obama bomb could decimate an entire continent in less than a nanosecond. With this newfound power, the United states of Obama could rival, and destroy any other nation on earth. Yet, the substance was volatile and unstable, and could burst into flames and create lethal doses of obama radiation.
One such incident occurred on 6/9/2020 at about 4:20 am. The cooling system in the reactor tower of meme lake, minnesota had failed, possibly due to russian sabotage. The reactor had a catastrophic meltdown and released extreme amounts of obama radiation. This was covered up by the government as a gas line leakage as millions were evacuated. In total, the incident killed 1337 people as they were not fast enough to flee the obama radiation. This area was burned intentionally to make it uninhabitable to keep their cover, and the millions who were evacuated were now homeless. If another incident like this ever occurred, it would be catastrophic and result in the deaths of billions of innocent souls. This garnered a lot of judgement on the president
Competitor Mitt Roney wanted to use obamium at its true potential.But then Obama finished him off in the epic anime with the power of gaming and rgb. That is how he got the name Gamerbama.
Fun fact Obama is actually in fortnite
