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by H1DD3NL0V3

by H1DD3NL0V3

Brook: Two brooooos!
Ash: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Brook: Five feet apart because we're not gay!
Ash:
Brook:
Ash: *tearing up*
Brook: Babe, c'mon...
Ash: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Brook: Babe...

Ash: Don't go to the kitchen.
Brook: Why?
Ash: I saw a spider.
Brook: Well, did you kill it?
Ash: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

Ash: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Brook: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

Brook: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Ash: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Ash right after Brook leaves the room: I miss him already.

Ash: I'm in love with you.
Brook: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Ash: I know.
Brook: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Ash: We have a problem.
Brook: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Brook: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Ash: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Brook: I don't know, surprise me!

Ash: Did it hurt when you fell-
Brook: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Ash: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Brook: ...
Ash: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Ash: I think I'm falling for you.
Brook: Then get up.

Ash, sweating: Brook, there's something I need to ask you-
Brook: Finally! You're proposing!
Ash: How'd you know?
Brook: Ash, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Brook: I even picked it up once.

Ash: Are you ready to commit?
Brook: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Brook : Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Ash: I wrote you a poem.
Brook , already crying: You did?