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by H1DD3NL0V3

IM BACK AFTER AGES HAPPY NEW YEARS BTW

*Pheonix is reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book*
Misty, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that?
Pheonix: Well, Emily's love for him grew, and so did he.
Misty: Well, your dog is pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh?
Pheonix, angrily shutting their book: YOU'RE SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!?!

Brook: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I'm falling asleep already. "Cowards" on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

Ash: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig up!
Ash: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

Blake, about to leave the house: Don't spend all day watching YouTube, okay?
Misty: I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!

Blake: Are you okay?
Dawn, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.
Blake: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Dawn?

Ash: I am Ash, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.

Misty: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

Robin: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Misty: We could attack them with hummus.
Robin: I stand corrected.
Misty: Just keeping things in perspective.

That will be all because im tired and it is 2:45am as i am typing this😭