Dexter's Rubbing Wood:Fall of Japan

Chapter 2:Going to the ara ara turd

*A few years ago, dexter used to live in a dorm with three heroes, but not anymore, but this year, it happened.
Bakugo:Deku, how are those steamed hams coming? I'm starving
*Deku soon hums too him self as he slowly falls asleep*
Bakugo:HEY WAKE UP DAMN NERD
Izuku:What did you say? Wait , what?
Bakugo:Oh screw it your mind is not on food your thinking about bitches
Izuku:I can't help it
Bakugo:Hahaha perv
Izuku:I said I can't help it
Bakugo:Seews
Izuku:What did you say?
Bakugo:Seews
*Soon Dexter appears out of fucking no where*
Dexter:Oh for heavens sake midorya
Why some day you'll be down in hell
Deku:did you hear that kachan he just been damned
Tom(Eddsworld):Not we my lad
Deku:What!?
Tom:YOU!
*As soon the ground breaks and deku falls in hell to burn*
Bakugo:You burning in hell!
*Dexter gives the food the gaud gaud 3000* Dexter:Miami Rehehe Archery Tournament AHAHAHA
Bakugo:Archery Tournament?
Ara Ara Turd Hohohohaho
Dexter:All right laugh you butter hair shit
Bakugo:Hahaha wait a minute HEY!
*As soon as Bakugo realizes the room rumbles*
Tom:GO AWAY JUST JIGGER OFF!
*As Soon Deku jumps out of the deep depths of hell*
Deku:AHHHHHHH
Bakugo:Boy you escaped you damn nerd
*Deku gets out looking offended*
Deku:Nerd :(
Bakugo:Oh Damn it
*Soon Dexter Grabs out a ruler from his backpack*
Deku:I could've sworn I saw something
Bakugo:Oh come on Deku now listen to me
*Deku was just not listing like the crybaby dumbass he is*
Dexter:OH FOR HEAVN SAKE MOTHERFUCKER!
*Dexter hits Deku with the ruler*
Bakugo:No...No...NOOOOOOO
Dexter:Stupid Broccoli
Bakugo:Eesh you didn't have to lay the damn nerd so hard
Dexter:Oh Butter Hair it can't be its the Archery Tournament tommorw
Bakugo:Listen ginger I've been trying to tell you all damn morning it's called the Ara Ara Turd!
Dexter:Werid Name ain't it I guess we'll have to go without Deku
Bakugo:Yeah that little bastard will miss out on all the bitches
Bitches....Bitches....Bitches
*Deku soon wakes up*
Deku:PLUS ULTRA COME ON GUYS WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR
*They soon walk away also Deku was grabbing Todorokis Sleepy Body*