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87. Anglais

Sodala was haltet ihr von englischen Sprüchen? Ich gehe mal davon aus das ihr alle die benötigten Grundkenntnisse habt (und wenn nicht, wofür gibt es Google Übersetzer?)
Deswegen kommen hier mal ein paar, viel Spaß! :)

Dear parents, we know money doesn't grow on trees, that's why we are asking you for it.

I'm not stalker. I am an unpaid private investigator.

Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.

Question of the Day: When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren't you a waiter?

Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K' :)

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.

Taking revenge is wrong... very very wrong... But very very fun... (A/N: Es sei denn es ist bei unschuldigen kleinen Mädchen wie mir, Mrs.Ich-werde-mich-an-dir-rächen!)

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday

For all the girls that say ..... All guys are the same ...... Who told you to try them ALL.

Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write "SAVE TREES" on the same paper.

Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she's not coming back.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror

Ich glaube das reicht erstmal... Wie findet ihr's? Mehr?