Crack oneshots between my lovers and friends on here

Yep, more incorrect quotes

 WhyNow4 (I'm nicknaming you nugget :>)  NOt_so_C0ld_shizun (My queer dear, or Nadine lol) Fuck_Tobirama (Platonically dating him so why not include him-....his nickname will be mada) Rein_Sarumia  (Dis rein, one of mah besties) TobiUchiha337  (My online brother, his name will be tobi 🧍🏽‍♀️😗) XxThe_LeviathanxX (One of my online children, his name is levi :>)

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Bunny, texting: Answer your phone
Rein, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone
Bunny: Understood
Bunny, 5 minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Rein.

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Tobi: I will send my army to attack!
Tobi: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

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Nugget: God, I love Bunny.
Nadine: Yeah, you fucking better.

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Nadine: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Nadine: *cuts piece of cake*
Levi: ...Can I have some?
Nadine: Cake is for talkers.

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Bunny: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Bunny: Ask me to kill for you.
Rein: ...First of all, calm down-

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*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*
Nugget: *rolls eyes to the sky*
Tobi: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*
Mada: *puts their earphones on at 100Tobi volume*
Levi: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*
Nadine: *is the reason they're crying*
Rein: *enjoys in silence*

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Tobi: Hey, Mada. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mada: To get to the other side?
Tobi: You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"
Mada: Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?
Tobi: To get to the idiot's house.
Mada: ...Ok?
Rein: Hey, Mada. Knock knock.
Mada: No.
Rein: You were supposed to say "who's there?"
Mada: Fine... let's get this over with. Who's there?
Rein: The chicken.
Mada:
Rein:
Tobi:
Mada: Listen here you little shits-

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Mada: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake?
Mada & Levi: One, two, three-
Mada & Levi: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Bunny: Our turn, Tobi! One, two, three-
Bunny: Vanilla!
Tobi: I've never had cake before. What is cake?

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Tobi: I am a responsible adult!
Nadine: *raises brow*
Tobi: I am an adult.