it was a dark night, and vargina was feeling lonely and rlly horny scrolling on twitter in his private cave. he was in fact not 🆙 and it was causing even more of a disruption in his dsily activities since he needed to practice. vargina lived next to pelle and euronymous, who ocapcasionalky made out on their couch while vargina listened, but it never went too far. that night, he heard them starting to moan so he decided to go through the bent under their couch to find out what was going on in that house of wonders. he heard the couch crack a little under their weight while vargina pulled out his 2 incher ready to jerk off to pelle and euronymous' moans and whimpers. ew, gay people. this didnt mean vargina didnt like it tho, in fact, it was better because there was no coochie stench filling the rooms air. suddenly, he felt the couch crack a little while they started going at it but vargina felt so good he decided to ignore it and continue jerking off to his sworn enemies. all of a sudden, a loud bang erupted and the couch crashed on poor vargina who exploded into blood and left pelle and euronymous flabbergasted. pelle licked up varginas blood after he had fucking died and exploded and then called an ambulance, even tho it was too late to save the family of 7 and vargina.
