Don't fücking judge me ok I was like 5 and he was the first character I fell in love with. 😮💨🧎
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-Loves when you play with his hair. Put it up in pigtails/buns/braids/brush it/stroke it/ pull it
-Melts at the simplest of affection (holding hands, standing close enough to touch, eskimo kisses, etc.)
-Won't admit it (even acts offended, can totally tell he's faking) that he loves kisses on the nose
-A sucker for forehead/ear/neck kisses
-A huge bawl baby with false bravado, a total softy away from peers
-This mthrfkr will anything you ask of him as long as it doesn't destroy his fat fucking ego
-Pretends to dislike basic domestic cats and dogs but actually loves them with every fiber of his being
-Probably bisexual
-Let's you do his face paint however you want whenever you want. Babygirl loves being pampered
-Will ask you to help him shave his face
-Will kill a man for looking at you the wrong way, but not 'cause you're weak, because he wants people to fear disrespecting his favorite person
-You have to make him remove the gloves, the embodiment of "the crocs stay on during sex"
-Never barefoot, always at least wearing socks or slippers
-Probably hates ranch dressing
-Acts like an idiot but actually really smart
-I can see him being bilingual
-Probably paints flowers when he's alone
-Tbh probably not a very good circus performer
-Manicures his nails
-Doesn't use lotion, he's a crusty boy
-Sour from decades of being treated like a second rate human being, just wants to be loved but doesn't even trust that anyone really can anymore
-Struggles on the daily. With everything
-Bundle of compressed anxiety
-Doesn't know how to release stress in a healthy way, outbursts when he gets overwhelmed
-Loves it when you sing, he won't interrupt or acknowledge he's listening because he's always afraid you'll stop
-Makes you read out loud to him sometimes
-Cries at least once a week
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FanfictionI've been simping for these mfs for the last 20 years so ig it's time to do sum about it ?