My dad is an alien

Chapter 1👽

I looked around and stretched my arms a bit.
I have just woken up from a restful sleep, but I didn't go to bed at 8:00 or 9:00 pm like some people.
No, I went to bed maybe 10:00 pm or 2:00 am.
After all, I was a teenager, but I didn't have a job quite yet.

Okay, maybe I should head on back to the story, after all that's the MAIN reason why you are here (or reading this or whatever) is because you want to read this story?
To see what happens.
Right?
Okay, maybe not.
Maybe you do want to hear my life story but I promise that I will get there at some point in time, I promise.
But I really should get back to the story now.

Okay, now where was I...
Oh fail, I forget...
OH OH!
Wait!
I remember now lol.
Yes, I am a teenager, of corse I am going to have some txt language in here (this story).
Okay, okay, I am going to go back to the story now, ugh I'm sorry.
Okay.

I turned off my alarm clock and checked the time on my phone, it was 10:46 in the morning.
Then my dad barged in a bit crazely, and when I say a bit, I mean that it was crazy and such but I of corse was used to it, I guess.

"What the heck?" I said to him holding a huge rock in my hand ready to throw it.
"Idiot," he said, "what are you doing?!"

Now that's what he thinks happened, but this is what I really said...

"Bruh." I said kinda trying to get up from my bed.
"Idiot," he said as he slapped me making me fall to the floor, "why the heck do you think you can talk to me like that?!"

Now, that is what REALLY happend.
And I'm not exaggerating or anything, that is what REALLY happened (as I have said before).

Okay, bye for now.
~Isabella<3