Crazyness with video game chars!

Lets get this ball rolling!!!

Me: -Comes back with dry clothes and a martini- Sup guys. Omg I figured out why I was all stressed and s*it. Oh my. It was because of my brother. And my mom. And people. They were all like ¨You need to grow up.¨ and ¨This is just a phase for you.¨ and even ¨Want some tacos?¨ If I wanted mexican, I would ask for burritos!!! Oh well... Anyway, atm I have very little readers. But if you like this Ima keep this thing going and stuff. Because I have to work my way up. So keep reading darlings!~<3

BeDanny: What?

Me: NOTHING

Samus: ...

Pac-Man: Why is he not talking?

Mario: It a she, and she's in her SmashBros mode.

Knuckles: Lemme fix that! -Knuckles' punches Samus' back and it breaks apart revealing Zero Suit Samus- (Which we will call Samus)

Samus: Great...Good thing I have insurance.

Me: Anywho! I have decided to make the Mushroom Kingdoms castle our headquarters... And your all gonna stay in there unless I let you out.

Monkuma: Only I can do that!

Me: Shut up Monokuma!

Luma: THAT SOUNDS STUPID!!!

Me: Your stupid!

Rosalina: B*tch whatcu say to Luma?

Me: I called him stupid!!!

Peach: Don't talk to my child like that!

Mario: YEAH

Me: Mario shut up! Your a psycho! Game Theory has taught me everything about you all!

Pikachu: Pika... -Pikachu gives me the middle finger out of his three fingers-

Me: Go back to Ash you stupid-!

BeDanny: -Hits me with a hammer- Shut up and go to the castle!

-Everybody walks into the Mushroom Castle-

Toad: -Pushes button and it sends all game characters to they're own world.(Which then can go into through doors in the castle)

Me: -Mario crew is still with me and BeDanny- So anywho you all have to do this one simple task. Go get me a yaoi manga-

-Bowser finds a smashball and punches it which destroys it-

Bowser: No, no! You listen to us now!

Peach: And as our first order is to say you hate yaoi!

Me: -Gulp- You evil swine... I will never!

Luma: DO IT OR I'LL BOP YOU!!!

Me: Never!!!

Bowser: -Turns into Giga Bowser and throws me out castle window-

Me: I WILL RETURN!!! JUST YOU WAI-!!!

-Rayquaza comes out of nowhere and eats me midair-

Rayquaza: I believe what he really meant to say was: To be continued.