the owl house but bulling busters edition *gasp*

★ chapter 1 - the abandoned shed

authors note: hi yes this is a very satire fanfic i did for fun so dont come at me please!! just wanted to have some fun and write some random story!

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also btw there is some random other portal that exists somehow?? yeah this strays away from canon A LOT

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twas a normal night in the lovely england *gasp??* sydney whipped out a shank incase any roadmen approached the group. there was a snap of twigs in the distance. 

' uh what was that? ' questioned chi

' probably one of us stepped on a twig you stupid boy ' ash responded in annoyance 

they all carried on with their walk shrugging it off, though it was unsettling to say the least as it was pass 9pm meaning roadmen were bound to jump them. through all the trees laid an abandoned shack in the woods.

' omg guys we should go in! ' suggested luna, screaming in excitement

' ew no wtf that looks like a PEASANTS home.. ' syd shrieked in disgust

' it looks like shit ' said ash

' deez nuts ' exclaimed chi

' shut up YOUR NOT FUNNYYYY ' syd said

luna then walked closer to the shack and then everyone else followed as they did not want to be seperated in this very so not scary forest

syd looked inside the window, ' EW IS THAT A ROTTING RAT!! '  

' calm down its just a pile of leaves.. we should walk in ngl.. ' luna said

everyone gave luna the light skin stare but they didnt object so luna continued to open the door..

SUDENNLY A BRIGHT LIGHT FLASHED UPON THEM ALL AND THEN KABOOM...

everything was silent............

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TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT PART!