After they rob the grocery store(for some reason grocery store) they run away fast as fuck and hide the shit they stole in their backpacks then they run to the forest where there is a table with benches they sit down and start to talk
Charlie:WOW THAT GAVE ME SUCH A RUSH HOLY SHIT I HAVE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE
Alice:ye same
Charlie:hey alice this is gonna sound weird but want to run away together
Alice:i mean sure I've already run away we just have to get your shit to run away yk together
Charlie:i mean yea but it will be impossible to get my stuff my mom locked my windows after trying to run away for the millionth time
Alice:shi that's fucked up
Charlie:yeah i know my mom fucking sucks but there is another way my mom and dad are going on a trip Sunday to fucking gamble our life savings away so we just have to wait a day or my mom doesnt get home till six and my dad is probabdly drunk af so we just have to sneak in
They go to charlies house and sneak into their room and they both get Charlies stuff and go outside their room
Charlies mom:hello sweetie who's that
Charlie:MOM????? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HOME I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING DRUG DEALS TILL SIX
Charlies mom:I just got a little earlier cuz my clients got arrested YOU FUCKIHJ FAGGOT
Charlie and alice strart running away cuz Charlies mum is getting mad they get out of the door and they steal charlies mom fucking honda civic that costed 50 dollars and start driving away
Charlies mom:CHARLIE YOU FUCKINNG PIECE OF 2 CENT GUM FAGGOT BITCH STOP THAT HONDA CIVIC IS WORTH MORE THAN OUR. LIVE SAVINGS
charlie:nope bye bitch
Then charlies mom jumps on the car and she falls under the tire and they run her over
Charlie:UMMMM ALICE WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO WE JUST COMMITED A MURDER
Alice:JUST DRIVE BITCH NO ONE HAS TO KNOW
charlie: OK OK OK OK
Charlie drives away and drives back to the forest and they explode the car cuz fuck life
Charlie:alice what the fuck do we do now
Alice: i dont know we just killed your mom what do we do now
Charlie:holy shit i just got a good ass idea lets find a old ass shack then lets fix it up then stay there in case of the police
Alice:oh my god YES
they go around the woods for hours trying to find a shack to sleep in and shit and they finally find one that is super creepy and they go in and find a key with a eye that looks around with a black liquid inside they grab the key and press on the eye with a magic force field around it and the door on the shack closes and opens again but this time it goes to another realm
Alice:uhhhhh charlie should we go inside
Charlie:i dont know girly pop i think we should
They go inside
YOU ARE READING
shit parents + shit life
Teen Fictionokay so tthe story follows two teenager shits with severe parent issues obv queer anyway read the story you piece of shit
