"I can't believe Skylar set me up with a date!!! I don't wanna go!! Rats."
Gravy sits in silence. watching
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"Okay. I'm just not going." Loopsy says and sits down angrily on the couch.
Gravy has to devise a plan to get Loopsy to go.
It scatters into the kitchen and stands still contemplating for a while...
Until it jumps up on the counter and opens the cupboard with the cat food. It takes all the cat food and throws them out the window.
The only shop nearby selling cat food is in the McMall.😈😈
It waddles over to the empty food bowl and. "MRRGRHROOOOWWWWWW"
"Kyaaahh what's wrong gravy chan!" Loopsy says. "Oh you're hungy? Hmm... wha- how is there no food left! I just bought this 2 days ago. You're eating too much Gravy-chan."
"MRRRRROIWWWWWW"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!! I'm not feeding you."
Gravy hadn't eaten in almost a day... it actually Was hungy...
It panicked since it couldn't get Loopsy to leave and ran over to Spaceman's house.
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bean thinks: "omg >w< im gonna meet my crush- no... erm... my friend loopsy today!!! haaha idk why I thought crush... im such a silly derp xP"
Bean fiddles with her hands nervously. It's still a few hours until she has to leave but she's already ready to go.
Spaceman walks into the room and notices how scawred beanie is🥺
"Hewo Bean, my beloved 4th cousin twice removed, you're not looking very kawaii right now...😔"
"Yea... im just worried I guess... what if she doesn't come?"
"I'm sure she will, Bean! Why wouldn't she."
"Well im just not sure if I trust her CAT to bring her... r u serious? U idiots really think a CAT can understand you."
Spaceman silently agreed... maybe it was a stupid idea.
"Well-" Spaceman pauses when they both hear scratching at the front door.
Spaceman opens the door and Gravy runs in. Visibly distressed.
"Gravy-chan what's wrong!?" Spaceman screams.
"Oh that's gravy?" Bean says. "Is it ugly on purpose?"
Gravy is too panicked to even acknowledge what Bean said. Using its alpha wolf powers it telepathically tells Spaceman and Bean that it couldn't get Loopsy to come.
Bean kicks the cat in rage and it passes out.
"Well what the fuck are we gonna do now." Bean says. "Dumbass cat."
"Bean it's OK..." Spaceman says. "we still have time..."
"NO!! We don't. Loopsy isn't gonna fucking come. Okay."
It was silence for a couple minutes until Spaceman says "umm. I'll text her asking her to come?"
"Yeah. Like she won't see how it's suspicious that both you and this stranger wanted her to come to the McMall at 1pm today."
"Its worth a try... ~m~"
<Spaceman> Hi Loopsy😃😄😄😅😀🤣 <Loopsy> erm... Hi Spaceman? What da shcarrop? <Spaceman> well I'm going to the McMall today wanna come <Spaceman> around. 1.30? <Loopsy> ... <Loopsy> Why the McMall. <Spaceman> Wdym why
"Hmm she isn't replying." Spaceman says.
<Loopsy> k.
Spaceman jumps out of his seat in glee😄😁 "kyaaaaah! Loopsy said yes!!!" Spaceman is so full of whimsy he cannot contain it, and spontaneously breaks out into that tiktok dance they did the other day.
"But I told her I'd meet her at 1.30 instead." Spaceman says
"So👍" bean
They decoded that Bean would get there a lil earlier than Spaceman. As she's on her way out, she stops and looks at Gravy's dead body.
"It looks... familiar..." she thinks. She shrugs it off and leaves.
[A/N: im listening to the Alvin the chipmunks cover of the song that goes like "WE,ARE, FAMILY!" as I write this]
