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"Hello chat my name is Hajime Hinata and this is my orange juice-friend :)" The guy with the ahoge said holding up a glass of orange juice to the camera. 'God damn orange juice is sexier than Komeada' Hajime thought taking a sip of his beloveded orange juice.
"And today I'm gonna be talking about why my orange juice is better than hope> I know its very controverisial but Nagito fucking sucks so fuck yeah hope is shittier!" He than went on for 8 hours until the coconut mall theme started playing and Nagito bust into Hajimes room.
"HOPPEISSSFUCKKKINNGGGAMAZZEEEINGGGGHAJIMEMEMEMEMEEMEMEMEEMEMEEM!" He looked like Nagito Komeada but 3d and in VR so Hajime simply said
"Ching Chang Chong now all your hope is gone." Nagito then left the room crying and saying something about this being a stepping stone for hope or some shit.
He then looked at his orange juice and said "You are hotter than Komeada I think your hotter than me I think the writer is a Hajime simp I think we should get married."
So they did.
"Nice." Hajime said
The end.
