Chiemi: If you can't beat them, dress better than them
Satoru: I turned out perfectly fine!
Chou: Satoru, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Satoru: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Chou, talking to Satoru on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Satoru: You bet!
Chou: At what temperature?
Satoru: 535.
Chou: That's the clock.
Satoru:
Chou:
Satoru: ...536?
Otome: This is a mistake
Chiemi, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Otome: But not today
Chiemi, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
Kyouran: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Yumeo: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
Satoru: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Akira: What did you do?
Satoru: N-nobody died!
Akira: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Shion: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Tomoya It's not a joke. *sniffles*
Tomoya: I'm a legit snack.
Itsumi: Takeshi and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Otome: *Sighing* What did Takeshi do?
Itsumi: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Takeshi: Who wants a steering wheel?
Akira: We need a distraction.
Yumeo: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Rei, whispering: My time has come
Chou: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Kyoshi: Killed without hesitation.
Chou: No.
Chiemi: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Otome: Go the fuck to sleep
Chiemi: What gif I don't want to?
Otome: Fuck You
Akira: Let me show you a picture from last night that really ups
Tomoya: Okay, but in my defense, Shion bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Akira: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Danganronpa: (He)Artless Deceit Junk
RandomI recently found this Fangan and now i'm waiting for it to come out because of how cool it looks <3
