Bella Swan, the vampire slayer. [epically short story]

I went to forks because in my life I needed to seem miserable. I pretended fall in love with a vampire because I could act dramatic and depressed.

My favourite part?

I’m Bella the vampire slayer and guess what? Today I’m wiping out the Cullens.

“So, bell, this is Esme, Carlisle, Emmet, Rosalie, Alice and jasper.” Edward explained

“And this, is a wooden stake” I said plunging it into his chest. He burst into ash before my very eyes. I watched everyone’s eyes widen and killed them all before they could fight back.

“Ahh” I sighed happily “good day”