Hello good champ....
If you're reading this, you're probably dead. Nah, I'm just kidding; your still alive - for now.
I'm here on vacation, and while I'm here, I'll tell you that what you think about me is all wrong. You say I'm a selfish freak who takes people's souls away at the end of their lives - your probably right, but I'm not selfish; I am only doing my job.
