Purpled: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
___Purpled: What do you guys do when you're stressed?
Marcy: Try and calm myself down!
Lightbulb: Sleep.
Animdude: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.
Pico: I don't.
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Pico: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Funneh: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.
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Lightbulb: Who's in charge here?
Frye, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Luca: Vinnie isn't answering my messages.
Pico: Allow me.
Luca: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Vinnie: *replying to message* Hello.
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Vinnie: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!
Luca: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?
Vinnie: Obviously. Now, Moxxie, pass the shovel.
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Purpled: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Baxter: Um, make lemonade?
Purpled: No, they squeeze them right back into life's eyes!
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*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Purpled: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Vinnie: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Kel: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Madelyn: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Kel: *flips the board*
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Frye: I have locked Pico in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, they have been well and truly hoist by their own petard.
Ally : Could you put it another way? I didn't understand a word of that.
Frye: I'm blackmailing them.
Ally : Oh, happy days.
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Frye: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."
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Grian: We have fun, don't we, Frye?
Frye: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Luca: What's gone wrong, Leo?
Leo: Hey! That's one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I'm calling doesn't mean there's a crisis.
Luca: That's technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Leo: Well... There's a crisis.
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Leo: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Moxxie: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.___
Baxter: *Gives a bouquet to Gold*
Gold: You know I'm allergic.
Baxter: That's the point.___
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Grian: Oh no, that's terrible!
Leo: Did they win?
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