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THIS CHAPTER IS REALLY OLD, SO THE WRITING STYLE IS DIFFERENT THAN MY RECENT WORKS ALONG WITH BEING MORE CRINGEY. NEAR THE END, IT MAY CHANGE SLIGHTLY. THANK YOU FOR READING!
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"Motherfucker... Fine. I promise you. No funny shit."
*Does funny shit.*
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"OF COURSE I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND!"
"R-Really? Thank you!"
How disgusting. Just wait until I can escape this dreadful place.
"Hey, Blue. Mind coming over here? We.. need to talk." Dream said, gesturing to him and Ink in his last sentence. Blue nodded. "OF COURSE!" Blue turned towards me. "I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER, NEW FRIEND!" Blue said/shouted before happily walking over to Dream and Ink.

Such a relief. I turned around only for Fell, the Underfell Sans, to be behind me. He was glaring at me as he spoke. "Who are you really? I know you did not get fucking kidnapped and you're not even a known Sans. There's no AU that has a Sans that looks or acts like you. Even Ink is confused about you." He said before glancing over at a confused looking Ink. Ink noticed Fell and waved at him while smiling. "Hey Fell!" "Shut the fuck up, squid brain." "Oh..." Ink's expression turned sad before seemingly already forgetting and going back to talking to Dream and Blue.

This is quite annoying. I really need to learn how to properly open a portal. So that I could get away from this mess and start getting to my new job in this life. I've been waiting for such a long time, however, problems have been continuously getting in my way. Perhaps I should've been more.. simple with the disguise.

A thought suddenly struck me. I can learn how to portal, right here and possibly even now. Before I can go ahead with my idea, I must first get rid of the obstacle who stands in front of me at the moment. I simply smiled at the suspicious Sans. "I'll tell you and more if you promise to do me a favor." I said with my sweetest tone of voice.

Red looked curious but still cautious with some other emotion mixed in. "And what is that promise?" "I'll say if you promise. It's a very very easy favor. Even a fish could do it." Red only stared at me as he clenched his jaw before speaking again. "Motherfucker... Fine. I promise you. No funny shit."

"Go away." "What?" "I know you heard me~ You shouldn't go back on your promises." "You little f-" "Bye bye. You're a very good friend." I said, purposefully interrupting him. I watched him grumble to himself as he started to walk away. "Don't worry, I'll repay it eventually." I said, waving goodbye to the angry Sans known as Fell. Why he even went along with such a stupid thing, I'm not sure. He just walked away, not resisting. A bit odd. Not like I care though because as long as if benefits me, I'll be fine!

I will, of course, repay it. When will I? When I destroy his AU. It still counts because I'll be right in front of him as Error and not my last minute disguise, so that's something about me right there! About destroying AUs, that reminds me, I have to go act out my idea now so that I can finally start destroying. Hm.. The Bad Sanses should be wondering and perhaps panicking over where me, Error, went. However that—they are not important.

I look over at the Star Sanses. Specifically, Blue, my new 'friend'. I don't really care about him, but if he can teach me how to portal, I'll maybe consider putting him and his copies on my list of later to destroy and not now. A fair trade, yes? No? I'm not sure what you mean by that he's basically helping his and his copies meet their demise by teaching me.

Not as if he would even know. He'd be blowing up with the excitement of helping someone———
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"OF COURSE I WILL TEACH YOU NEW FRIEND!! EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT GOOD WITH PORTALS, I WILL HELP YOU TELEPORT! THOUGH I DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU DON'T KNOW, THAT IS FINE! THAT JUST MEANS I CAN BE THE ONE TO TEACH YOU AND—" "M-May we go now?" "OF COURSE NEW FRIEND! FOLLOW ME!" Goodness. Blue was going to keep ranting for decades if I didn't stop him.

I followed him to outside of the base. I look around me only to figure out that Ink literally made an AU for the base. I'm not sure if he just is hiding it somehow but it's a bit bad if you make your base the only thing in a somewhat empty AU. Not my problem, it will be their problem once I get my hands on the ability to open portals.

My teleporting skills for now are good, so that I may be able to get away from the base and out here to do some training. I'm not sure how long they're going to keep me here for, but I may as well take advantage of it before I'm sent out for the Bad Sanses to snatch. I look at Blue as we now stood in middle of a decent sized clearing in the forest next to the base. Let the learning process commence...
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I'm.. okay to say the least. Blue said he needed to go back to his AU and asked if I wanted to go back to the base, but I decided to stay here. I at least have an idea of how to portal. Say, it doesn't really mean I mastered it. Just how to even get started on it. I now have to learn how to perform the action without getting stuck anywhere that isn't the location I planned to go.

I've been starting to sweat off the makeup I had on my face. The dark bones I now have starting to show along with the tear markings. How frustrating. I must hurry to learn how to portal before anyone comes wandering around the forest and sees me.

"Aeon!" Speaking of that... I heard my new name get called out by a sans. I turn to look at who it was just to see the original Undertale Sans. Why is the— Oh wait. It is a copy. I suppose the actual original did not come and instead a copy came? Or does both a original and a copy come to meetings?

I'm not sure, but I'd rather have the copy than the original. That way I can freely dust this one. Which the copy had seemingly noticed that it was me, Error and not Aeon. The copy Sans was going to have bone attacks start popping out of the ground only for multiple strings to grab and wrap around the copy, easily dusting it. What? Wait. I look around only to see just me and a pile of dust. I look at the strings only for me to notice that they lead to my fingers.

But how could it be?? Was it just pure extinct that stayed when my soul decided to take over this body? Even so, I was sure that my string control and power wasn't very good. Yet I easily dusted a Sans. Most likely instinct, but still how very odd that is. I thought I was to start everything right from the start? I suppose this will make everything else easier for me. Still.. it was confusing.

"This..." A smile creeped up on my face "..is excellent!" I said before going to leave the pile of dust and test out my ability portal or to improve on my teleporting. Either one was fine, but opening a portal was more favorable. Though as I moved away, I found myself with a brilliant idea.

I wiped the remaining makeup that hadn't been sweated off away with a cloth I had found while dressing up as a hostage. No way would I dare to dirty my own clothes with makeup. Then I looked over at the dust on the ground. It wasn't windy so it would just stay there, standing out in the green grass. Good. I then looked down at my hands, strings still attached to my fingers. How am I contract them back into my tear marks? No matter.. I wonder if my new control over the strings will allow me to do what I would like to...

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I hum, satisfied with my work. I even added a disgustingly cute little bow. I then tried pulling my hands away from my face, hoping the strings would just snap off. Instead it just kept coming out the markings. Oh well, at least my task here is done. I'll simply have to deal with it until I find a solution.

I walked away from the scene, going to another part of the forest for some testing. I lifted a hand, somehow closing my eyes as a skeleton, then concentrating my magic.

Later attempted portals either resulted in me walking into a portal, then falling out onto the ground nearby. On my face. Or it resulted in me going in a loop of portals before realizing it was just two portals placed in a line. However, there was one successful attempt..

I open my eyes, seeing a glitchy portal in front of me. Even though it was glitching, it seemed much more stable in a way when compared to the previous ones. Perhaps this was the one? The portal that will lead me to salvation? To my future full of hope? Well, was destroying universes full of love and innocent souls in the future considered hopeful?

For me, it indeed was.

I stepped forward one step, then another. Until all it took was one more step and... I was in someplace new.