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Medusa had a baby named  Jake, his name is Jake cus he's slow and he prob plays royal high. Anyways his head was like snakes cus of his mom and crap, so Jake liked this dude named Billy.
Billy sucks dick so Yk it's gonna work out. So then Jake like kidnaps Billy. And Yk Billy is bricked up (get it cus Medusa turns people into stone) I'm so funny. ANYGAYS so Billy is there chillin while Jake sucking his dick well then one of the snakes on Jakes head bites Billy's dick off. HES DICKLESS.

Moral of the story this is what happens when u eat bread

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