Insane things I accomplished

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So basically this is a simple little video game where you play as an Embden Goose who just showed up in a little village in England one day, or if you're on two-player mode you're accompanied by a similar looking Chinese goose (that is the actual species name) and no one knows where you came from, why you're here, or what your goals are, even you, and all you do is follow a list of tasks you're given, all of which tasks center around harassing the faceless NPC people who inhabit the village in varying ways. Something to note is that, although there are levels that you can unlock and move on from, you can always go right back to the previous levels (unless you exit the game and rejoin, in which case it all resets and only saves your achievements and progress towards the next level) and items that you can pick up or drag around have virtually no limits, like as long as you can make it past the humans who want to take back their belongings and are willing to make a long journey, you can basically take anything you want anywhere you want and do anything you want with it, and you don't really face consequences because you're a goose, and there are so many ways to fool, avoid, sneak past, finesse, distract, and even trap the humans to do this, the world is yours, but some things are made very inconvenient, which makes some of the stuff I did very admirable, not to brag, even the controls are kinda hard- Anyways, this is from the outdoor shop level, I managed to climb up onto a shelf you aren't even supposed to have access to as a player, all I had to do was trap the shopkeeper NPC in the garage, which you can do, block off the side door with a broom and trash can so she can never get out like she's meant to, and use an open umbrella to climb up, although sadly I was unable to reach my main goal, which is to grab that produce up there (turns out that stuff isn't programmed to be grabbable, so don't bother)

 Something to note is that, although there are levels that you can unlock and move on from, you can always go right back to the previous levels (unless you exit the game and rejoin, in which case it all resets and only saves your achievements and ...

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Second, I managed to get every item I particularly liked in one place, which took an insane amount of work given that these items are scattered ALL. OVER. The golden flower from the model village, aka the final level, is in there, and this is the first area I brought them back to

 The golden flower from the model village, aka the final level, is in there, and this is the first area I brought them back to

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Also, here's every grabbable flower in the game in one place, because I've wanted to see that for so long, ever since I learned you could grab the pruned prize rose, and I wanted to share this feat of greatness with you! If this satisfied even one person who shared my longing to see even just the tulip from level 1 and the rose from level 3 compared, I will be so happy-

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