Untitled Goose Game Pictures

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(I haven't been writing Tongue Tied recently because I'm sick again, but I have focused my energy into something else that makes me feel better and will entertain you guys in the meantime!! Also heads up, the edits are meant to be a little bit overdone and cringey because I sent them to my younger brother first)

Once upon a time, in a quaint little village in England, there lived a goose. That was his name, just goose. He was a lonely young goose, in the prime of his life, but no one to share said life with. He didn't have much, note the single coin in his beak in the picture, all he had was his grumpy friend, the gardener. (Gardener: STOP CALLING ME HIS FRIEND! AND SHOWING PICTURES OF MY BALD HEAD!)

One day, his simple life changed. He was out for a walk one fine spring day when there, standing by the vine-covered red brick wall he had so often passed by, there stood a handsome goose the same age and species as our goose, admiring the small white flowers on the ground. He had a warm red bow tied around his neck in contrast to goose's blue. (those of you who have read some of my other books will know why these colors are so fitting, but it was not done intentionally, these are the two bows the game gives you) 

(ignore the eyelashes, I had to make it look hetero when I sent it to my brother, but guys can have long eyelashes too. I gave up on doing that for every picture anyway)

The goose was stunned by this vision, but it was after getting to know him that he truly fell in love. Time went by, and soon goose decided to confess his true feelings to the other goose, who turned out to also be named goose. goose is a simp, so he brought presents for him too and set the mood with music.

other goose said yes! The literal lovebirds went on many romantic dates. 

When they had been dating long enough, you probably guessed it, they got married!!! (again, apologies for having to make it look hetero!)

They started a garden together to make an honest living, and it worked! They made many friends with the geese who came to buy their fresh produce (pretty flowers and yummy fruits and vegetables) and they soon had a happy life and booming business. Oddly enough, the gardener doesn't seem too happy about it. Weird. (The joke here is that in the game you have to lock the guy in the garden and steal HIS stuff to make a garden of your own)

The happy gay goose couple soon had a child (don't ask. also, pretend the bar of soap in there is a pillow.) to care for.

And finally, their business made them wealthy, and they were able to move into a nice house. The family and their friends were very happy. Of course, geese are anarchists, but if they did have rulers, these 3 would certainly be them. Even the gardener and other humans finally accepted that geese control their lives now. And of course, the gay goose family lived happily ever after. The end.