"I want the pizza...now!"
Lightbulb was standing by Mephone's ingredient...thing from Season 2 Episode 4. Despite Knowing that she can't make a pizza with it, she was still trying to make one on it anyway. Lightbulb smacked the Machine several times.
"I want de Pizza!!!!" *Smack Smack* "Pizzaaa!!!!!!!"
Oj was walking by, shaking his head at Lightbulb. Normally Oj didn't like being involved in Lightbulb's chaos and antics, but on the other hand, he doesn't want Lightbulb to break her hand smacking metal. If she got hurt, and Paintbrush found out that Oj was there and could have stopped it, boy would they let him have it. And Nobody wants to be on the receiving end of Paintbrushes Wrath.
"Lightbulb, why are you messing with that crummy old thing?" Oj had things to do. Better make this quick.
"Well, I'm TRYIN' to get de pizza, but this ol' gadgetamathingiebob is b r o k e n, apparently!" Lightbulb continued to smack the poor machine. "Mephone better have a warranty on this thing." Lightbulb pulled a pan from ... somewhere and started banging the pan on the machine. If Mephone finds out what Lightbulb did it, she's screwed- (Get it? Screwed? Cause like shes a Lightbulb and you have to screw it into a Lamp? ...... ...... .... Ok I'll stop :> )
"Lightbulb,,,stop banging on Mephone's machine!" Oj snatched the pan out of her hands before she could dismantle the whole dang machine. Lightbulb certainly didn't know her own strength. Once, Lightbulb was playing frisbee with Marsh, and threw the frisbee so hard, she gave her a black eye! Oj threw the pan...somewhere. "You're Supposed to be unpacking your stuff with your Roommate!!"
Lightbulb shrugged the question off. "Yeah! I know! But Fannual got it covered, so I'm getting ma pizza cause we're gonna have a Pizza Party!!" Lightbulb said this in a way, as if she was very, very certain that this would be happening, and nobody could change her mind.
"Even so... abusing Mephone's things isn't gonna get you the pizza-" Oj sighed, looking at his watch. He was going to be late for Papers party, and he does not want to be late for that. Everyone knows that Paper throws some of the most elaborate parties around!! It's not a crazy act crazy go insane type of party, but a party where everything is just the right amount of hype! Oj and Paper started dating a couple of weeks ago, and Oj didn't want to start things off in a bad way. Although Paper probably wouldn't mind, Oj wouldn't want to mess up his perfect record of being on time.
Lightbulb just waved her hand in dismissal, completely oblivious to the fact that Oj was acting like he had somewhere to be. (Cause he does) "As long as I get my pizza, you haven't wronged the pizza gods!" Lightbulb pulled out her phone, shoving it in Oj's face. "If these ingredient...thingie doesn't give me my pizza, then you gots to take me to Pizza Cut," (Yeah the name is a total ripoff- but you'll be alright) "So I can get a Pizza for Fans Party!"
Oj was quick to agree. Whatever got Lightbulb out of his way so he could go, he did not care. "Alright Lightbulb sure I'll drive you there but GET THAT PHONE OUT OF MY FACE, PLEASE!" Oj swatted his hands around
Lightbulb just laughed. "Juice man, Juice man, the phone was like only touching the tip of your er...nose! " Oj stared blankly because (Rewind like two sentences ago) the Phone....Imagine it in Oj's face so much, that his eyes...were literally...BLINDED by the screen's brightness...which was on One Hundred.
But anyway, you didn't come here to read about the brightness of a phone.
But you might want to turn yours on like...75% Because it helps conserve battery :D
When Oj and Lightbulb got to Pizza Cut (Sue me) Fan was there, along with some other objects, like a boot, and a keyboard and a key. Lightbulb's mouth dropped open when she saw all the people (For some reason). "Aw dang! I thought I was the only one who hit up this spot!" Lightbulb hopped on a seat beside Fan.
"Why does Lightbulb think shes the- I mean this- Ok I'm going to a party- see you guys around-" Oj ran outside scream "FREEDOM!!!!" and hopped in his car and drove away at the speed of light. Yeah he really wants to go to that party.
Fan broke out in Song! "♫All I wanna do is go to a Party!♫" "Ahh! Still my Personal Favorite! Anyway Lightbulb I thought you said you left to get ice cream, not pizza?!"
"Fan, can't a girl just be responsible, and get ice cream and pizza?"
"Uh ok then- sure?"
The Waiter came, he was a tall straw, with a bushy brown beard that very well looked like pizza crust. (This made Lightbulb hungry. Imagine being hungry looking at someone's beard...........couldn't be me-)
"Ahem- may I take your order, lad and lassie?" The straw waiter pizza crust beard man gestured to the menus on the table.
(Let me just say because my brain is dying for lack of action- Fan who is Socially Awkward for the most part and Lightbulb, who is....Lightbulb, and they're ordering Pizza? Let's just say Fan ordered 5 different pizzas, Lightbulb kept asking the waiter if he was a cowboy because she thought he said lasso instead of lassie and by the time they went to leave, and Fan said "May the force of pizza be with you" The waiter was as confused as I am writing this chapter that is basically filler.)
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AdventureDuring the start Of College, the Inanimate Insanity characters get caught up in the middle of something Odd....Where did everyone go? And so Quickly? What is this...human....thing? And why is everyone so demonic and glitchy? Join Paintbrush, Lightbu...
