Car Problems

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SR: so how do we cure the fat man?
AD: (gets in truck with astroboss in back) we find better doctor
SD: OOOOOO like a witch doctor???
AD: no what they don't exist
SR: thats what you think!
AD: maybe a veterinarian
SR: lol a large animal vet
AD: they can help with his rabies AND his OBCD
...i myself do need to diet because ive been eating
a lot...
astronauts always gotta stay in tiptop shape ya'know
SR: well i guess your not an astronaut then (le troll)
AD: ...
(starts crying)
(absolutely sobbing while driving)
SR: WAIT nooo astrodude i didnt mean to make you cry...
(gives him a big hug)
i think your are a lovely astronaut
(starts to cry becuse she made astrodude cry)
AD: (crashes car)
(flies out)
SR: (flies threw window)
WHAT THE HECK ASTRODUDE
AD: (unconscious)
SR: oh crap oh crap oh crap
(does cpr to astrodude)
AD: OH MY GOD
WHAT HAPPEN
SR: You cried and crashed the car... because of me...
(is still on top of astrodude from giving him cpr)
AD: you can stop now
uhh it's starting to hurt pls stop
SR: sorry.... (is still crying a little)

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