spin the bottle!

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by niritathepoopoo

by niritathepoopoo

coolest writer: shrek is still british yall 😒

ps im going back to names because those emoji's were annoying asf <3

Shrek: so what are we gonna do now, luv's?

ed: SPIN THE BOTTLE!!!

nirita: sounds sick

James: idk it sounds k- kinda...g- gay..

nirita: is it because im the only non male here? WHO CARES IF ITS GAY BRO LETS JUST PLAY

James: oh- o- ok

Shrek spins first!
IT LANDS ON JAMES

i start chanting KISSKISSKISSKISS
then ed starts joining so i slap him so hard across the face his eyballs fell out

shrek leans in and stops for a moment, james grabs the back of shrek's head and closes the gap between their faces, and they start making out (obviously)

nirita: i'll leave you to it-

(they're still makin out)

coolest writer: HELP I GOT THE KISSING SENTENCE FROM BYLER FANFIC WHERE THEY'RE ALL LIKE "they close the gap between the faces.." yk? anyways if anyone wants MORE because yall are weird asf i'll give the people what they want .3. (THATS A KISSY FACE GUYS)

there is literally one person reading this so amelie if you want more i'll make a SPESH chapter for you because your my first fan