Donald Trump was a HUGE Harry Styles stan. He had always dreamed of going to one of his concerts. But today that dream had come true. I can't believe I got front row tickets to a Harry Styles concert! Donald thought.
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Harry Styles was in the middle of his concert when he noticed a short blonde orange man with giant blue orbs. He quickly finished his show and rushed off stage before the short orange man left.
"DONALD!! DONALD TRUMP!!"
"Harry?"
"Please would you join me for a drink in my hotel?"
"OMG I WOULD LOVE TO!! IM SUCH A HUGE FAN!!"
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Harry and Donald were the only two in Harry's hotel room. Harry's green eyes locked with Donald's blue orbs. They stripped off all their clothes and started having ✨️bUtt s3x✨️. Harry's mEmbER went in and out of Donald's shit crusted asshole at the speed of light.
"aaHHhHaa" Donald moaned.
"shhhh babe, people will hear." Harry whispered in his ear.
"I DON'T CARE I LOVE YOU HARRY!!"
"cum for me Donald." Harry spoke.
"AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA IM CUMMINGGGG!!" Donald screamed.
Harry cAmE in Donald and Donald caMe all over Harry.
"let's get you cleaned up yea?" Harry suggested.
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Donald Trump had become president again in 2024 and everything was going to shit but he claimed he wouldn't start ww3 because of an important announcement he had to make.
"Hello America, I have a very important announcement to make. Harry Styles and I are getting married and I'm pregnant! I still hate gay people though."
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"YOU CAN DO IT DONALD!" Harry yelled while Donald pushed a crusty shit covered child out of his ass.
"ITS A DUCK!" The doctor screamed!
"IM NAMING HIM GERALD!" Donald yelled while holding his duck child.
the end :]
I'm sorry
please forgive me
