One shots

into the jerma verse

hjerma walks into the cafe his kitty tail sawyign in the wind
bhe h9is cat boy c=jerma]y/n starts CRYING "omg its jerma nine 8 five amd hes in my coffee shpopping"jerm looks at the ceiling and spits which lands on hsi face because he is looking up . "WHT IS UP MU GAMING CREW CHAT TODAY WE ARE PLAYING SPITTING SIULTOR Y/N IS THE FIRST SPITTOON"Y/n crues more ]
y/n throws the trash can at jerma but he is made of flesh and does not casrejerma iszQA yoionky sploomlyt and down with the sickness oohaahahaha
jerma spits on the customers and they turn green and melt into goo immeaditly
Jerma is a toxic waste cat boy!!!!! noooo what to do ?? animal copntrol?? poisoon control???y/n looks at your f/c shoes and takes them off because they have studded spikes and can be used as weapon
because you asre emo/goth/spiked subculutre
y/n is also a baddass and hate s when people are impoopleted
Jerma
jerma is sane. he jsut likes to eat radition for funsies he calls it his hot girl miku hours. He likes to stream but his twitch was banned for too much miku and also the radition thztg oozes off the vods
jerma does notn whant to hurt y/n but also hates loosing games esically this one whcih is about spitting you are a video game btw you dont know that thought because that breaks the fourth wall'
y/nn decieds your minimum wage job is not worth being turned into green goo so you take your apron off and just leave
you never see jerma again but that night you see the news
"Jerma (streamer on twitch or something) eated and killed so many people... btu tits okay because hes so funny and also turns out we arent a real we are a viudeograme and also y/n is president now because the preisdent said so and then died"
You turn the tv off bedause yikes
end of story leVE LIKES AND COMMETS XD X3 TOO MY FANS IRL YOU DONT KNWO MEOwO jerma hotted boody