Kim Taehyung One Shots

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A/N's POV:

You were in the bar with your colleagues

It was a kind of some project success celebration

Jennie: So tell me... How's your marriage life going?

Y/N: Well... I.. don't know.. you know.. every time I go to talk with him.. I get so nervous that I mess it up-

Jennie: Bish- you were the flirt queen... So how can you be so nervous?

Y/N: Bish- Kim Taehyung hits different... every time when we talk and he glances at me...

Y/N: Like whenever I waved my hands... Boys would run for me.. But he's calm..

Jennie: Well listen you know... some boys are nervous... they don't take the first step... cause they are scared of rejection

Jennie: And as Taehyung is my cousin... I guess he's that type of boy-

You lean on her

Y/N: Yah... why do I love Kim Taehyung so much!!!! But... who is this Kim Taehyung? *Scratches head*

Jennie: W-Wait Y/N.. you-

Jennie sees two bottles of wine are completely finished by you

Jennie: You got drunk agh... yah hey you two!

Felikook: *Checking out girls* Yes ma'am-

Jennie: Deliver her to Kim Taehyung

Felikook: Yes madam!!!!!! *Takes u in the car*

(For confirmation Felikook is Felix and Jungkook talking at the same time if you don't know)

Felix: Bruhhh will we always be single?

Felix: I mean like every single girl ignores us-

Jungkook: Bish focus on driving first-

Meanwhile you were so drunk that you were seeing Taehyung in Jungkook

You hold Jungkook's collar

Jungkook widens his eyes with Felix

Y/N: A-Are you Kim Taehyung!? *Shakes him vigorously*

Jungkook: N-No of course not!!! I'm Jeon Jungkook!!!! Your cousin!!

Y/N: Then who is Kim Taehyung!!! *Shakes him again*

Felix: The one who ordered this delivery I guess-

Y/N: Are you really Kookie???

Jungkook: Yes I am.

Y/N: Hehe oppa oppa you know me and Felix used to steal your banana milk when we used to visit your house!

Felix: YAHHHHH Y/N!!!! N-Nononono J-Jk s-se-e-s-she's just drunk! She's spitting nonsense!!!

Y/N: Noooooo d-drunk people alwaysss tell the truth!!

Jungkook: Well sissie.. Imma see you tomorrow but LEE FELIX, MEET ME AFTER THE RIDE... WE GOT SOME BOXING PRACTICE

Felix: I told myself! Stealing with this girl will surely get us caught!!! This is what happens when you don't listen to your heart!

[Outside Taehyung's House]

Taehyung goes to open the door hearing the calling bell

Felix throws Y/N to him

Jungkook: Well Imma take a payment for this delivery later!

They both go

Taehyung: Y/N.. you smell of-

Y/N: *Gasps* A-Am I-I in heaven!!! S-Such a-a handsome guy-

Taehyung: ......

Y/N: Yahhh Imma divorce that Kim Taehyung for you!!!!

Taehyung: Yah.. will you divorce your husband for any handsome men?

Y/N: I-It's not easy to not fall for a handsome man

Taehyung: *Smiles* No I won't marry you

Y/N: Yahhhh whyyy... s-see I have moneyyyy *Takes her wallet out*

You see you have only 20 dollars in your pocket as you fall on the ground

Y/N: I-I'm.... a doctor but... I-I don't have money!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y/N: Y-You know m-my husband is my boss... b-but h-he doesn't increase my salary!!!!

Y/N: Wahhhhhh wahhhh

Taehyung holds his head in frustration and kneels to your level

Taehyung takes his hands to his pocket and takes his hands out

Taehyung: See I'm penniless... now come we gotta change quickly and sleep

You smile suddenly and got on the couch and started jumping

Y/N: Yayyyy I met a handsome man!!!

Taehyung: Y-Yah Y/Nie get down-

Here the neighbor speaks

You glare at the neighbor

Y/N: Yahhhh don't you guys have any work except peeking!?

Y/N: Y-You guys are always meddling in others affairs!!!! If you don't have work then sleep!!!!

Y/N: Cause if you guys had work... you would understand the importance of sleeping!!!!!!

The neighbor gulps closing the curtain

Taehyung smiles

Y/N: A-Are you Kim Taehyung???

He nods looking at you

Y/N: Nooooo K-Kim Taehyung has a sulky face!! He doesn't smile!!!

Taehyung: How can he when you don't talk with him??

Taehyung: The one who's cold is you... cause you talk less-

Y/N: Catch meeee *Jumps*

Taehyung gasps as he quickly holds you in his arms

Taehyung: A-Are you agh... *Goes upstairs*

Y/N: You knowww he hasss scary eyesss whenever I look into them I-I get so nervous and can't talk with him!!

Taehyung: And what else?

Y/N: Hisss deep voice makes me wett you knowww

Taehyung: Oh really? *Smirks*

[In The Bedroom]

He keeps you on the bed and goes to the cupboard taking out your clothes

You roll on the bed up and down giggling

Taehyung: Y/N come change into this-

Y/N: Will Kim Taehyung listen to me if I ask him anything???

Taehyung: Just ask him

You quickly get changed and come out with a box

You open the box as he sees your wedding dress

Y/N: I want him to wear this!!!

Taehyung: ......

[Time Skip]

(He ends up wearing the dress)

But you couldn't zip the dress as he was manly

You make him sit in front of the mirror

Taehyung: Am I looking beautiful??-

Y/N: Nooooo you're not!!! N-No one is more beautiful than me!!!!!

Taehyung: Well that's indeed a fact

Y/N: My bride has short hair

You lean to his shoulder and make your hair go in front of his shoulder

Y/N: Now my bride looks good

He shivers at your whisper

You pull him up and push him on the bed

Y/N: Now  Immaaaa eat my bride!!!! *Jumps on him but suddenly faints*

Taehyung smiles as he caresses your hair

Taehyung: I love you Y/N..

Y/N: Nom nom.. my bride is tasty *Mumbles*

[Time Skip Next Day]

You open your eyes finding yourself on his chest

You widen your eyes seeing him in your wedding dress

You sit up holding your head as it was hurting

Y/N: W-What happened l-last night?

Suddenly Taehyung gets up

Taehyung: Yah come let's sleep a little more-

Y/N: W-What happened?

He chuckles as he hovers over you opening your top

Y/N: T-Taehyung?

Taehyung: Hush.. I won't touch you without your permission so relax

You shyly nod as he makes you wear the wedding dress and puts you in front of the mirror

Taehyung: Now this bride is beautiful~ *Whispers in your ear*

All the images of last night flash in your mind as you gasp

Y/N: T-Taehyung I-I'm sorry-

Taehyung: I'm sorry Y/N.. actually I was nervous... I never knew why you didn't talk with me..

Taehyung: Like you... I was also scared to talk but now... Imma try my best!

You smile

Y/N: Then let's try to make our relationship more convenient?

Taehyung: Wanna have lunch together? The bill is over me and yeah one more thing... I WON'T INCREASE YOUR SALARY HAHAHAHA

Y/N: Yahhhhhhhhh

And like this you guys relationship gets better while-

Namjoon: My my why can't you sit?

Felix: My butt is broken-

Namjoon: What how?

Felix: For stealing someone's love.. the banana milk...

Namjoon: Take medicines then

Namjoon: He doesn't even share with me and you

Felix: Comment 'Save Felix' Maybe then Jungkook would spare me