First chapter of it 🥰
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Payel: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Shakshi: It's kind of complicated, but Ivy-
Payel: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Ivy: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Swagata: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
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Puja, to Pongkhuri: You have room temperature IQ.
Pongkhuri: What's room temperature IQ?
Ivy: 73°.
Pongkhuri: Oh, okay.
Pongkhuri: How much is that in IQ?
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Ivy: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Inakshi:
Ivy:
Inakshi: ...Please, go back to bed.
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Ivy: *writing a letter*
Ivy: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
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Shanaj: Ah shit, I forgot.
Swagata: Forgot what?
Shanaj: How do you expect me to answer that?
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Taehyun: This date is boring!
Ivy: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Taehyun: Then why did you invite me?
Ivy: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Ivy I'll do whatever I want!
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Shanaj: So, what's for dinner?
Shraboni, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.
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Shakshi: When was the last time you cried?
Inakshi: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Shakshi: really? That recent?
Inakshi: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*
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Inakshi, watching power lines fall down: Swagata, Pongkhuri! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
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Ivy: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
