jkjk it's not rly
lolz my mom's car got totalled today
she's talking to the police while I'm sitting in the passengers seat rn
the guy ran away and then mommers pulled a fast and furious (cuz she was furious) and trapped him in a parking lot
bro was tryna say sry and tryna give us insurance and was like "lemme just give u my insurance" and broskie was tryna escape quick
why, u ask? he was drunk
so as soon as we realise this he actually does skiddadle
yall it's 30 degrees Fahrenheit (ew americans jk not rly) and the cop is wearing short sleeves 💀
he's jacked
ok but yah im bored and it's takin a while so enjoy the story :)
