sonic X egghead

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this has GOT to be the worst pairing in the universe:

sonic X eggman

my reaction: *projectile vomits* THIS IS A THING????!!! i must say its worse than: methadow, sonamy, shadamy (we'll get to that later), sonadow, shreadow, and all the other bad ships i metioned COMBINED. like 1213343656467546565947598605866786 times worse than the other ships.

random persons reaction: "... Wait, those two are a thing? What are in those crazy crazy fangirls mind?! Sonic and Eggman? Arch nemesis and a hero? Please, kill me."

shadow: at least they shipped faker with him instead of me.

eggman: *bangs head on wall*

sonic: REALLY? PEOPLE REALLY!!!!!!!??? YOU SHIP ME WITH EMO HEAD THEN EGGMAN????!!!! REALLY???? WHATS UP WITH YOU CRAZY FANGIRLS????!!! YOU'RE CRAZIER THAN AMY AT THIS POINT!!!!!!! DSHBFFIUFIUWFIGWFGGDGO

me: *screams on top of lungs*

EARTH: *flies into sun*


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