"I am the pad of genders"
"and I mean she sells children so why can't I-"
"and they where the moose hats with the fucking fur on it"
"I think i'm high on this air"
"wait no I don't speak japan only hola"
"If it's not a tsunami then I'm a boy! * is a tornado* I didn't know I had a dick!"
"well yeah he cut off his dick with scissors"
"Eat hay and be gay"
"You throw me off a roof!"
"cactus juice it'll quench you. nothing quench-yer. it's the quench-yest"
"reduces. reuse. recyclable"
"at 18 my life free trial will end so that's when I should hang my mortal body"
"but if you sell human meat it's slaughter and cruelty free!"
"*dies cutlery*. like spoons?"
"What happens after death? religion"
"I'm not a japanist"
"I think I'm getting separation anxiety... oh wait i've always had that"
"I popped my finger"
"smoking weed or vaping is now called weeding"
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