Nathan sykes fanfic: Married To The Superstar!

Nathan Sykes fanfic: Married To The SuperStar! Part 23

Nathan Sykes fanfic: Married To The SuperStar! Part 23

Nathan's POV

What the fuck??

Sat on the floor in the living room with card board, wood, bubble wrap, screws and anything else all around me and the instructions which are useless!!

With Amy reading them, she's useless too.

"Part G goes into part E!!" Amy groans "shut up or this will be in your part A" I mumble "It doesn't fit!!" I groan "your just doing it wrong" Amy replies looking at the instructions "you do it!" Throwing my hands in the air "I can't be that hard to make a crib!..." Amy argues trying to stand up "....And I need to pee again, stupid baby" she complains waddling to the downstairs toilet.

"Hope you fall in" I mutter under my breath "I can't actually do that! Have you seen this bump!" Amy shouts back.

Huffing and picking up the instructions reading what the next part is.

What?! I can't screw anything else onto part D!

It doesn't even look slightly like a crib unless babies like to sleep on random pieces of wood sticking out in every angle.

"Where's Tom and max again?!" I yell "their not in the bathroom!" Amy shouts back, no shit.

"What's about James?!"

"Nope, not in here either"

"Not what I was asking smart arse!" I shout throwing a useless piece of wood over the couch, Amy waddles back into the living room shaking her head at the wood. "I'll call them, a real man could make a crib" Amy smirks typing on her phone "I am a real man! I got you pregnant!" I reply defending my manliness "please, I was doing most of the work" Amy laughs still smirking "right, sure you were" rolling my eyes "and getting me pregnant, god what a hard ship creating sperm how do you mange?!" Amy exclaims trying not to giggle.

"Hey! Them guys gotta get through and they did because of me!"

"Little guy" Amy still smirking her soft pink lips off, giggling.

"That is literally the biggest insult you can say to guy! And we both know that's not true." Rising an eyebrow, Amy's eyes look down at my crotch rising an eyebrow too.

"Don't flatter your self"

"Well... well... your tits are small" Amy just bursts out into laughter "now that's untrue! They've grown just like the bump" she says in between breathes.

"My dick isn't small"

"Sure it isn't"

"That's not what you were saying..." I smirk, Amy glares at me still laughing. "Oh shit" Amy says pressing the phone up to her ear, looking at her in confusion as she waddles over to me "Tom might have heard the whole your dick isn't small argument" Amy whispers showing me the phone screen with toms name and on speaker "thanks, you could have called me after!!" Tom complains me and Amy burst out laughing "sorry we didn't know and could you come over and help with the making of the crib?" Amy asks.

Not hearing toms side of the conversion "nope Nathan's not manly enough to make it" Amy laughs, I glare at her.

I am manly.

But this just isn't make able.

"Yeah him and jay are coming over, want me to ring James so all three can laugh at you?" Amy asks "sure why not, let your husband get bullied shows your love" I mutter "I know" Amy laughs kissing my cheek.

"Are you sure we're not having twins or something?" I ask standing up off the floor walking into the kitchen "for the fifth time yes I'm sure" Amy grumbles trying to get up on the stool, watching her in amusement.