Zara: It's you and me.
Brad: Yay!
Zara: This pull, this should be way tighter.
Anna: What?
Zara: Damnit, this doesn't work. Wait it kinda does.
Brad: I know.
Zara: No.
Anna: It has to be tighter.
Zara: It has to release larger.
*Brad and Zara make loud noises*
Brad: How long will I last?
Michael: In my crotch.
*Zara makes loud noises*
Michael: Okay.
Brad: We're going to move it.
Anna: I'm scared.
Brad: Bring it down, bring it down, bring it down! Bring it up!
*Theo groans*
Anna: Oh my god.
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Everyday Conversations in a Dirty Classroom
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