Blitzo and the crew are in their gray van driving down the street. A song comes on the radio.
"I love this song!" Blitzo starts to poorly sing alind with 'Mustang Dong' on the radio. "You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- up bleach blonde haaaaair!"
Loona is sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. In the back there's Moxxie, covering his ears, Millie rolls down the window and smiles. While Sylvester's ears fold down and he taps away at his phone while smoking.
"Fieeeeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare..." Blitzo keeps singing as they drive into an old crowded parking lot and they head to the last parking space. "Thoooought it might be love, but you went---"
A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.
"Oh, shit! Fu-!" Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Sylvester flies from the back and face plants the radio, turning it off as he does and he slumps down onto the center console.
Blitzo glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCK-4-LIFE". "Oh, you 'suck for life', do ya?"
Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.
"Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump!" Blitzo yells. "You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot.
The passanger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shcoked.
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One Helluva Fox
FanfictionFollow Sylvester, the Hell Fox, and his co-workers on their strange adventures. It'll be one Helluva time. (I don't own anything other than Sylvester.)