Random Time ep. 1 "Them are Snakes"

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Wan a. Bee: Golly G hizzy slice yo, look at how cute dem puppies are.

RandomMan: Actually those are King Cobras.

Wan a. Bee: Naw man, then why are they so cute?

RandomMan: Cuz you are a dumb shit willy fuck butt hump, that's why.

Wan a. Bee: Naw man, naw, naw, nawwwwwwwwwnawnawnaw.

RandomMan: Uh, you okay?

Wan a. Bee: NAAAWWW, well maybe, but just nawwww

RandomMan: Please leave.

Wan a. Bee: But i wanna buy one of yo cute ass puppies.

RandomMan: Fuken hell man! Them are snakes you chinky dink shit fuck banana blaster.

Wan a. Bee: Naw man, naawwwww, what is you talkin' bout, them are some puppies.

RandomMan: I'm gonna eat your small intestine like a bowl of spaghetti, if you don't leave!!!

Wan a. Bee: Just give me one of them puppies and I'll be outa here like homey sizzle Mcgrizzly yo.

RandomMan: Here, stupid FUCK, just don't come here again.

*Throws a fucking snake*

Wan a. Bee: Aw danx man, you da bomb.

Snake: *whispers* imuh slithuh up dat ass, if yah know what i mean.

Wan a. Bee: OH BEBEH YES!

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