(( spoilers for season 3!!))
Collector: KING! Pleeeaaaase get online
Eda: what do you want collector
Collector: ew I wasnt talking to you old woman
Eda: jeezus
Collector: yes?
Eda: shut up please
King: what the hell are you doing
Raine: idk but I have just been watching this
Eda: hello raine * turns into Barney the dinosaur in a stripper outfit *
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(( caution: there will be strong language frequently beyond this point ))
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Raine: what the fuck eda
King: eda not in front of ,like, 7 children please
Eda: sorry
Eda:
King: where did you get that video of meEda: I posted it on penstagram a few months back
Raine: I remember that.. why did the description have tags that said " #titan " though
Luz: oh shoot
King: eda you didn't..
Eda: I might have done that without noticing it
Raine: why are you so concerned?
Eda: wait... Darius is here?!?!
Raine: wait what??
Darius: Yo wassup
Luz: bro @hunter
Hunter: what?
Amity: look up dimwit
Hunter: MY DAD IS HERE??
Darius: yes son I am here
Collector: I thought belos was his dad
Hunter: Darius adopted me
Gus: lmao your adopted
Gus: bro is traumatized x10
Willow: now that isn't very nice of you Gus.
Hunter: yeah somethings off
Gus: okay you caught me I'm belos and I hacked into Gus' account.
Hunter: dude what the fuck
Raine: I just realised none of you answered my question
Luz: yeah idc
Eda: bro I'm going to kick you out if you don't apologise rn
Luz: sorry raine
Raine: dude eda it's not nice to threaten your kid
Eda: sorry raine dearest
Luz: ooh~
Raine: eda shut up please
Eda: yes my dearest, my lips are zipped
Gus: bro remember I'm still belos??
Amity: yeah nobody cares moldy cheese
Gus: wha- excuse me? Moldy cheese?
Willow: nice, stuttering in text!
Amity: Fr bro kinda cringe lmao
Amity: also you ARE moldy cheese. Have you looked in the mirror? You're goop. How do you even type? You have no fingers!!
Gus: shoot up i use text to speech
Amity: I understand your shit spelling now
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To make more sense, I changed " Gus" to belos since belos has hacked into Gus' account.
In part three ofc.
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