The gay texting ceremony

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                       (( spoilers for season 3!!))












Collector: KING! Pleeeaaaase get online

Eda: what do you want collector

Collector: ew I wasnt talking to you old woman

Eda: jeezus

Collector: yes?

Eda: shut up please

King: what the hell are you doing

Raine: idk but I have just been watching this

Eda: hello raine * turns into Barney the dinosaur in a stripper outfit *

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(( caution: there will be strong language frequently beyond this point ))



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Raine: what the fuck eda

King: eda not in front of ,like, 7 children please

Eda: sorry

Eda:

King: where did you get that video of me

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King: where did you get that video of me

Eda: I posted it on penstagram a few months back

Raine: I remember that.. why did the description have tags that said " #titan " though

Luz: oh shoot

King: eda you didn't..

Eda: I might have done that without noticing it

Raine: why are you so concerned?

Eda: wait... Darius is here?!?!

Raine: wait what??

Darius: Yo wassup

Luz: bro @hunter

Hunter: what?

Amity: look up dimwit

Hunter: MY DAD IS HERE??

Darius: yes son I am here

Collector: I thought belos was his dad

Hunter: Darius adopted me

Gus: lmao your adopted

Gus: bro is traumatized x10

Willow: now that isn't very nice of you Gus.

Hunter: yeah somethings off

Gus: okay you caught me I'm belos and I hacked into Gus' account.

Hunter: dude what the fuck

Raine: I just realised none of you answered my question

Luz: yeah idc

Eda: bro I'm going to kick you out if you don't apologise rn

Luz: sorry raine

Raine: dude eda it's not nice to threaten your kid

Eda: sorry raine dearest

Luz: ooh~

Raine: eda shut up please

Eda: yes my dearest, my lips are zipped

Gus: bro remember I'm still belos??

Amity: yeah nobody cares moldy cheese

Gus: wha- excuse me? Moldy cheese?

Willow: nice, stuttering in text!

Amity: Fr bro kinda cringe lmao

Amity: also you ARE moldy cheese. Have you looked in the mirror? You're goop. How do you even type? You have no fingers!!

Gus: shoot up i use text to speech

Amity: I understand your shit spelling now





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To make more sense, I changed " Gus" to belos since belos has hacked into Gus' account.

In part three ofc.


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