Cold-blooded Godka Drinker

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Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of ABBY NiDeMama. ABBY was a glistening baka with pointy armpit hair and ample toe cheese.

UrMom gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a snooty, cold-blooded, godka drinker with moist armpit hair and sticky toe cheese. His friends saw him as an adorable, abundant amongus. Once, he had even helped a dead old lady cross the road.

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