chapter 6

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"You dirty dog you." Ginny squealed in delight as I finished telling her about my meeting with Draco in my bedroom, and the way he'd stood so close to me and grabbed my hand.

"I'm not the dirty dog." I said annoyed. "He is. He's the cheat. He's —"

"Don't get me wrong. He is definitely a dirty dog." Ginny agreed. "Maybe he's a dirty Rottweiler, or wait, what's a bigger dog than a Rottweiler? Maybe a St. Bernard? Are they bigger?"

"Who cares if a St. Bernard is bigger?"

"The dog in Beethoven, what breed was that?"

"Ginny, I have no clue." I knew I sounded exasperated. "And I don't care. I have more pressing issues to discuss. Like what to do."

"That's why you're a dirty dog." She giggled.

"What do you mean?" I frowned into the phone, annoyed at her attitude. Didn't she realize how serious this was?

"I mean, you're asking me what to do. How can you be asking me what to do? You know what you should be doing as a good sister. There's no question about it."

"So I should tell Daphne?"

"No, you shouldn't tell Daphne. I don't know." Ginny sighed. "That's awkward. I would normally say yes, but she's knocked up and that just seems wrong."

"I know. The pregnancy makes it harder."

"Oh my God, I just thought of something." Ginny's voice sounded shocked and I sat up, my heart pounding.

"Oh, what is it Ginny?" I groaned. "And please don't tell me that you slept with him as well. I'm not sure I could take any more surprises like that."

"No," She giggled. "What if you're pregnant as well? What if he knocked you both up? Wouldn't that be crazy?" She sounded excited.

"Ginny, that's not something I even want to consider. Plus, he used condoms."

"Condoms aren't foolproof."

"I thought you were going to make me feel better." I wailed. "But instead you're making me feel worse."

"You know what I wish?" Ginny said without even acknowledging what I'd said.

"What?" I sighed, knowing she was going to tell me whether I cared to know or not.

"I wish that you'd had sex with Anthony." She mentioned her ex-boyfriend that we both hated; me even more now that I'd slept with Draco at his wedding. "Could you imagine what Lavender would say if she found out that Anthony got you pregnant at the wedding. That would be priceless. I'd pay good money to see that."

"How much? Ten dollars?" I said sarcastically.

"No, I'd pay a grand." She said seriously. "Yes, I would dip into my savings just to witness that."

"You're sick, you know that right? Really, really sick?"

"I know." She giggled and then let out a deep breath. "I'm a sicko and you love it."

"You're lucky I love you or I would have hung up the phone already." I shook my head, smiling slightly at the thought that someone had brought Lavender to her knees. Even though, the hypothetical person was me and it hadn't happened.

"You know I'm sorry." She sighed. "I am shocked for you. I don't even really know what to say. Where have all the good men gone?"

"I wish I knew." I groaned. "Maybe they're all gay now."

"Half are gay." Ginny said. "And a quarter are married."

"So where are the other quarter?"

"If I knew I wouldn't be on the phone here with you." She laughed. "I'd be at the back of some limo having my brains fucked out."

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