I sit on the toilet awaiting the arrival of my best friend, feces. Plop! He has arrived. I admire him, his size, his weight and his beautiful smell. My sisters dildo enters the room and eats my feces so I slice the dildo up and crucify it. "That's what you get you filthy sexy toy!" I exclaim as I see it hanging there with no foreskin. Then I feces my pants. Yey another friend.
