"I lost my wallet"

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You will need:
Nutella
Old clothes
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So, first you will need to change into some old, preferably weird, clothes. Then you will need to slather Nutella on any bit of skin that your clothes do not cover. Then you must take a selfie. So now to the real stuff. Go to a local small shop (or something) and breakdance in, singing Friday by Rebecca Black in a very posh accent. Then you must put on a horrified expression and say "OH MY....WRONG HOUSE...oh and by the way...I lot my wallet...have any of you mortals seen it?".
Everyone inside will very likely either laugh, give you a horrified look, or call the police. So yeah that's it...um...enjoy...?
PRO TIP:
Try not to get arrested
And if you do, just remember,
Don't cry...


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⏰ Last updated: May 20, 2015 ⏰

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