Banana is forever alone

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Banana smiles. She just sent a joke to The Emoji Squad at Facebook.

"A roman went into a bar, holding up two fingers when he asked for five beers."

She told them she had never laughed that hard. But none of the squad understood it.

Banana cried.

The others told her she was dumb.

Banana cried even more.

Then later Banana told the wooden Door why the joke was funny. Door thought so too.

Queen Ass didn't get it and was mad at Banana for not telling her.

Banana cried again.

Then Banana decided to tell Queen Ass about it, and Queen Ass became happy. So did Banana.

Banana wasn't sure if she had told Cloud or Seaturtle.

"Too bad for them if I didn't" Banana mumbled.

Banana told Queen Ass and Door they were stupid, and Queen Ass kicked Banana out of the Squad. Banana asked Door if she could add her again, and Door did not.

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I never thought you would like reading this but okay.

~Banana

#seriousshit

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 27, 2015 ⏰

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