Eminem?

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England sat there, simply sipping on his tea while reading Sherlock Holmes and the Hound of the Baskervilles, when a certain micronation came and knocked him over yelling, "Jerk England! Jerk England! There's another letter!!"

"Gah!" England yelled from his spot that was now on the ground, "Get off me wanker!! Give me the damned letter!" Shoving the small boy off, he tore the letter out of his hand. Reading it, he called out, "It's for everyone again! Gather 'round!"

Once everyone was settled into a good hearing position, he began to read.

Sorry! I keep needing to ask questions! Dear again all of you in the first season, Do you know who Eminem is? A.k.a Slim shady, and Russia,why do you run away from Belarus by knocking the chez out of her?

-Kind_der_toten

America perked up at the name of the famous white rapper and immediately began singing "Not Afraid" with Prussia as background. England rolled his eyes. "That answers the question for them I guess..." He shrugged. "I could care less about this Eminem guy." A few nations nodded in response while the others were singing with America and Prussia.

Russia's face was pale as he looked around for his little sister. Seeing she was nowhere around, he visibly relaxed. "Belarus scares me! She's obsessed with me! I could never be with her! She's creepy, and worse, my little sister!!"

Sealand popped up seemingly out of nowhere. "Send in more letters!!! Especially for me!!" He fell over as England hit him upside the head, turning him into a sniveling mess.

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