1: If Gregory died, with the crackheads...

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Just to note, Roxy, Foxy, Bonnie, and Moondrop, are Gregorys crackhead besties, they are partners in crime everyone-

Greg: where am I-
Satan: ur ded bruh
Greg: OMG WAIT FR?!
God: yes.
Greg: HOW'D I ✨DIE✨?!
God: UH- Yeah, ur dumb self jumped off a cliff;-;
Greg: oH- RiGhT- anyway- +Blasts Material Gorl+

God: u ready for ur funeral?
Greg: yuh, lets get this over with;-;
God: this is serious, I need you to be serious got it?
Greg: yuh bestie les get it.

Priest: HERE LIES THE BODY OF OUR BELOVED GREGORY FAZBEAR-WOLF-GATOR!
Greg: wait wait wait- WOW?! I-i look like dat?
God: you look nice :p
Greg: i look like I'm bout a jump out the casket. but anyways go ahead-

Priest: WE ARE ALL DEALING WITH GRIEF!
Freddy: MAH BAYBAY!
Greg: PPP-
God: Oh come on.
Greg: IM SO SORRY- PFFFFT- THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD- G-GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD-

Priest: we will now have a viewing of the bo-

+Freddy fainting+
Monty: oMG OMG SOMEONE CATCH HIM-

Greg: YHDRR3UHFRUEHFNIRENFJERVEBUFTFGUBGFERNCHIRENCIHNERFBUERGUY
Satan: ok but srsly, WHY SHE FAINT LIKE THAT-

+Chica, no clue why but she be clappin'+
Roxanne: WHY SHE PLAYING THAT-
Foxy: WHY SHE PLAYIN' PATTYCAKE- IMAO
God+Priest: CAN WE BE SERIOUS FOR LIKE, ONE SECOND?
All but Priest+God: okay, okay.
Satan+Greg: okay okay-

Priest: THE LOSS WE ARE DEALING WITH IS SAD, BUT HEAVEN HAS GAINED ANOTHER ANGEL.
Roxanne: Fly,
Bonnie: Fly high, fly,
Foxy: Fly fly,
Moondrop: Fly high.

God: What-?
Greg: Don't believe me just watch- BAH! But wait- wait wait wait- Can, can I do smth real stupid-
God: Wat?
Greg: DON'T BELIEVE IT JUST WATCH-

+On Earth, my ded body+
Greg: BANG!
Priest: AHHH-
Everyone: HAHAHHHHHHHHHHH- AGHHHHHHH! AHHHHH! RUNNN!
+Back in Heaven+

Both: BAHAHAHADDHFGDJDHSDJU-

+Again, on Earth.+
Greg: Vroom besties:>
+Screams of laughter and fear, laughter mostly coming from Roxanne, Foxy, Bonnie, and Moondrop.+

+In Heaven again-+
Satan: OMFG YOU ARE TERRIBLE PFFFT-
Greg: I KNOW I AM, IMAO.

+AGAIN ON EARTH!+
Greg: F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER!
+Priest ran off at this point tbh+
Roxanne+Bonnie+Foxy+Moondrop: U IS FOR U AND ME!
+Intense screaming from Freddy.+
Greg: BAHAHA- IM GONE BESTIES

+Again in Heaven.+
Greg: WOOOOO- I am DEAD- Literally-
+More intense laughing.+

+On Earth.+
+Roxy, Moondrop, Bonnie, and Foxy are all dying of laughter. The others are concerned or staring in shock.+

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