This story is about a love triangle between Y/n, Draco Malfoy, and Theo Riddle. This completely satire.
We do not claim any chracters in the Harry Potter franchise and created by J.K Rowling
If you've actually read the description, then you know that this 🚨100% SATIRE🚨(this is babu btw) and I would be ashamed if this was how I actually wrote. All grammar and spelling mistakes are intentional, such as mixing up definitely and defiantly, and most a/n will be joking cringy 2014 wattpad a/n. drop any fics that could be used for inspo. alright let's ✈️ go.
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I got out of bed and put on my clothes and a pair of converse. I could never wear high heels like some of the other girls at hogwarts, i'm too clumsy to do that, and girly things aren't my style, like what even is mascara.
(this is y/n's outfit!!! its so cuteeeee)
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on my way down i met me boy best friend Evan.
"Hey Evan", i said.
"Hey y/n", he replied. "What class do you have next?"
"Potions", i said.
Suddenly Evan's eyes went wide as he said," Don't look now but Draco Malfoy is coming".
i turned around just to slam into a wall of muscle. i look up in horror and see that it was Draco Malfoy.
"S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-r-r-r-r-r-r-y-y-y-y-y-y D-d-d-d-r-r-r-a-a-a-c-c-c-o-o-o-", I stuttered.
He pushed me against the wall as i looked into his cold blue, orange, green, tumbleweed, indigo, pink, red orbs. His pink lips centimeters away from mine, i wanna kiss him so bad, i thought. i shivered being this close to him hoping he couldn't read my mind right now. no, i can't be like the other girls. most girls in my grade would kill for draco's attention, but i somehow just get it naturally. they should try being less girly, that would defiantly help.
"It better not happen again you mudblood", he growled.
"O-o-o-f-f-f-c-c-c-o-o-o-u-u-u-r-r-r-s-s-s-e-e-e D-d-d-r-r-r-a-a-a-c-c-c-o-o-o-o", I replied nervously.
As he walked away i scoffed at him in anger, he thinks he can walk over me like that so annoying! I headed to professor Snape's classroom but unfortunately i was too late because the only seat available was right next to Draco Malfoy. I sighed in discontent and sat next to him practically slamming my things down.
"Why are you so damn aggressive?", He asked annoyed.
"Why are you so intolerable?", I spat back.
He rolled his eyes and went back to whatever he was doing. What was he doing? I looked over and saw him starting a sketch it was a face it seemed to look like a gurl.
"Who's the lucky picture for?", I asked.
"None of your business", he roared back.
A/N(Jamal) Draco is slowly turning into a furry but lets bffr every 2012 wattpad story was like this, anyways back to the story
"UGH! I HATE YOU!!!!!" I growl back. Oh no, I think I just let some of my werewolf/vampire hybrid side out! What should i doooooo
OwO
cliffhanger, right? anyways stay tuned for next chapter! and no hate, i partially based y/n off of myself.
