They rest on the boat in the river
Perro: Wait, can you show me again?
Kitty: Yeah. Like this.
She makes the Trust me face and Perro tries it and one eye slightly pops a bit
Kitty: Easy. You're gonna give yourself a hernia.
Perro: ♪ But how do I do iiiiiit ♪
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Puss intensively scratches his beard and kitty notices interrupting the conversation with Perro
Puss: Why is this thing so damn itchy?
Kitty: Just clean it or whatever. Hmph. Or do you want me to cut it?
She pulls out her blade and points it at the beard
Puss: .. I might just clean it. Somehow if that is what's causing it to be like this..
Kitty: Just dip it in the river or whatever.
Puss: We have no towels.
Kitty: Then you'll have to wish for conditioner for that thing.
Puss: Yeah yeah. Whatever.
Perro: I mean, I like it! I think you should keep it.
Puss: Kind of a hard decision. I'm not sure. Although, I do feel like I wanna keep it. But like I said, I'm unsure.
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Kitty takes a hand-full of the river and slaps Puss with it
Puss: AGH! The hell!?
Kitty: You can let it air-dry.
Puss: Ugh. Okay.
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Kitty: It dry yet?
Puss feels it and his hand is barley wet
Puss: Sí. (Yeah.) Kinda.
Kitty: Nice to know. It itching 'ya still?
Puss: Not as much.. You know, I've made my choice. I think I might not shave it of or whatever. I might keep it on me.
Kitty: Nice.
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End (This was wayyy too short. Feel free to add on while I make the next 2 parts!)
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Puss in boots TLW; The AU's
FanfictionBefore you start reading, Just know if you haven't seen the movie yet, Go watch it because, There will be spoilers. Never the less, Enjoy! The last wish; Puss in boots - Alternate Universe AU.
