Blaster: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?Soundwave: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Blaster: Three of them saw it, Soundwave. How do you explain that?
Soundwave: *points at Optimus* Sleep deprivation.
Soundwave: *points at WheelJack* Paranoia.
Soundwave: *points at Jazz* Delusional personality disorder.
*rubs optics*
I just wanna sleep... -Starscream
No! -Shockwave
Scrap.. -Starscream