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Blaster: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Soundwave: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Blaster: Three of them saw it, Soundwave. How do you explain that?

Soundwave: *points at Optimus* Sleep deprivation.

Soundwave: *points at WheelJack* Paranoia.

Soundwave: *points at Jazz* Delusional personality disorder.



*rubs optics*

I just wanna sleep... -Starscream

No! -Shockwave

Scrap.. -Starscream

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